After a very nice suprise visit to Houston, John Harkins and I sparked it up and headed back to Denton. John Harkins got tired on the road and asked me to drive. I am an impatient person, and naturally sped the entire way. We were pulled over by about 3 bumfuck texas cops (later another car came) 82 on a 65. I was just excited to get home.
On a freezing road in Navarro County, Texas the car and our bodies were searched, It was me who told John to put the weed in his pocket (risk) It was him who was handcuffed and taken to jail (risk fail) It is him who is spending the night in a small-town cell with limited phone calls. It is me who will pay for everything, including my speeding ticket as well as his possesion charges.
they gave me a sobriety test and told me to take his car home, and come back to get him after hes bailed out i got a speeding ticket of $200, he spent the night in jail and a $500 bail bailed him out this morning ,went to go pick him up matt wants to smoke, but im skeptical and john aint havin it matt sparks up anyway and says "dude we wont get pulled over, im goin the speed limit they have no reason to stop us, lets smoke" as soon as me and him, not john, finish a bowl, COPPPPP we freaked out immensely, totaly mindfuck, like wwwtttfff man anyway he told matt to get outa the car, matt gets out and puts his hands on the trunk cop says "um, do u WANT me to search u? im jsut pullin u over cuz u aint got no front license plate" cop lets him off with a warning. never smoking in a car again. ever ive been too lucky and too stupid el fin
I tried to make it look like a page from House of Leaves or somthing. cuz im now using Safari on a PC and the fonts are diff.
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